They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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