I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
This house was built for laser tag.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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