that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Its about making memories worth repressing
that's an acceptable place to lick
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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