hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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