my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
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My Sexting was not on an AP level
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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