I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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