its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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