I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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