hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
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Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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