Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
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I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
It's never too late to be topless.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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