Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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