That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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