What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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