I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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