the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
The struggles of a small town man whore
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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