Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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