I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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