I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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