I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
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I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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