You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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