dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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