4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
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i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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