Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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