Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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