White coat. Heels.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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