i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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