Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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