JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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