i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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