People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Ladies don't puke and tell
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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