Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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