Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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