how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
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Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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