Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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