I think I just saw someone hide a body.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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