ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
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Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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