It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Rumble strips road head = magical
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
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