What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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