Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
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Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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