no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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