We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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