Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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