This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
time to smoke my breakfast
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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