It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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