My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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