you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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