Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
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He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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