My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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