Pappa wants mamma naked
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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