Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
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it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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