you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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