I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Boobs are out for the taking
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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