I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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