woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
im holly from the hills drunk
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
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