: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My friends, they love my intelligence
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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