what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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